Harrison Ford has just gotten engaged to that SKINNY.............THING. It's for real. I heard it on the View and at least one news magazine.
Just last month right on this very forum, I was questioning why he was with that.....person...instead of ME!!! and Traces rightfully said it's because he made the mistake of meeting HER first.
MAN. What a downer.
But I'm happy for him I truly am.
I mean if the man has found happiness at this mature time in his life, it would only be fair and just and fine-natured to rejoice for his good forture. I'm happy.
I am.
The sound of gnashing teeth and gut wrenching moans and wolf like howls you hear are just the sounds of my very real happiness.
Just last month right on this very forum, I was questioning why he was with that.....person...instead of ME!!! and Traces rightfully said it's because he made the mistake of meeting HER first.
MAN. What a downer.
But I'm happy for him I truly am.
I mean if the man has found happiness at this mature time in his life, it would only be fair and just and fine-natured to rejoice for his good forture. I'm happy.
I am.
The sound of gnashing teeth and gut wrenching moans and wolf like howls you hear are just the sounds of my very real happiness.
*sigh*
